Ramblings Archive

  • Voter Fraud And The Orange Disaster

    Voter Fraud And The Orange Disaster

    There have been 31 incidents which may have involved voter fraud in over a billion ballots cast in US elections...
  • Grammy

    Grammy

    She refused to treat life the way it had often treated her. That’s what made her special. Her name was...
  • Found It

    Found It

    Well, I can’t sleep just yet despite having only slept 3 hours last night, so I’ll bring everyone up to...
  • Must The Show Go On?

    Must The Show Go On?

    The English language never ceases to amaze me with the drastic differences that can be achieved with the slightest of...
  • Tarragon With The Wind

    Tarragon With The Wind

    Not long ago I was sitting and waiting for my kids to finish their activities and was situated in such...
  • Notes From A Cruise

    Notes From A Cruise

    What follows are random observations from our cruise to Bermuda. Such as my brain works in strange ways, you may...
  • I Need To Be Changed

    I Need To Be Changed

    So I take a big container of loose change to my bank (M&T) to cash it in. I wait in...
  • Better Thrusting With Beloved One

    Better Thrusting With Beloved One

    I’ll start with the subject lines from three spam/ED/porn emails I had waiting for me in my inbox this morning:...
  • Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God.

    Are You There Margaret? It’s Me, God.

    Feels like the first time… Haven’t blurted out a rambling blog in a while, but I have a little free...
  • Announcing…

    Announcing…

    At last, “Inside Out,” the first tune from my recording sessions at Big Bang Audio has been released. For now,...
  • Pornstaches & Arrogance

    Pornstaches & Arrogance

    Ever say something kind of racy that makes someone ask you, “Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?” Well,...
  • Brain Overflow

    Brain Overflow

    As heard on 98 Rock recently: “Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.” – Christopher Titus In...