I have no idea how this came to be. Enjoy:
Confession: The last time I had to run quickly to the bathroom it was such a close call that I was worried about having to rent a steam cleaner for the rug!
Obsession: A Friendly’s Happy Ending Sundae containing Cookies ‘N’ Cream ice cream, peanut butter sauce and whipped cream. Mmm.
Impression: I can’t do very many, but those that I can do I do with great mediocrity.
Recession: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Who hasn’t heard by now?
Expression: Sleepy-eyed smile.
Discretion: May be the better part of valor, but where’s the fun in that?
Question: Does anyone else out there think that “Five Dollar Footlong” sounds like a cheap male escort?
Suggestion: You wanna solve the energy crisis? Harness the power of masturbation. It would make fossil fuels irrelevant in five minutes or less.
Insurrection: A less-than-stellar Star Trek film.
Election: Finally got it right after 8 years wandering around Texas.
Collection: Formerly baseball cards. Now it’s MP3s.
Inflection: Can make all the difference.
Affection: Megan Fox, Diane Lane, Jennifer Connelly, Kate Winslet, Marissa Miller, others too numerous to mention.
Imperfection: Everybody has them – some are just much more obvious.
Reflection: Always makes me wonder when I installed the funhouse mirror.
Infection: Nothing a shot can’t cure.
Rejection: All in a day’s work.
Erection: Definitely exceeds 4 hours, but not in a row.