Brain Drain

Brain Drain

Some things that have popped in (and back out) of my head over the last 24 hours:

I was watching The Incredible Hulk and I wondered what would happen if Bruce “hulked out” during an intimate encounter with Betty. I know, I have a problem.

Having thought that through, I am surprised that a porno hasn’t taken that tact yet. I guess the CGI budget would be cost-prohibitive.

It occurred to me that if George W. Bush had been my dog I would have taken him for “a ride in the country” a long time ago.

It concerned me that I burped and it smelled like Funyuns which I am positive I have not eaten in at least a year.

I listened to George Carlin’s Playin’ With Your Head album and it truly saddened me that there will be no new material of his for me to study and eventually memorize.

I realized that Dick Cheney is a robot. An evil robot.

I now know that Megan Fox will conquer the Earth and there’s nothing we can do to stop her.

I counted three separate incidents in which I had occasion to say, “Fucking Microsoft,” and those all happened before lunch.

I woke up to the sound of my wife cussing someone out in her dream. Pretty damn entertaining, actually.

Well, that’s all I remember at the moment…

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I am patiently waiting for the Mothership to take me back to my planet.