Billy Mays Archive

  • Leaky Brain

    Leaky Brain

    From the Things A Father Never Wants To Hear Department: “Dad, I got my first modeling job. I’m going to...
  • The Divided States Of Pro-America

    The Divided States Of Pro-America

    This rhetoric that the Republicans have now latched onto that suggests that parts of this country are more “Pro-America” than...
  • Monday Menagerie

    Monday Menagerie

    Why are we surprised by all of the closeted gays in the halls of power in Washington, D.C.? They’re pretty...