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  • Better Thrusting With Beloved One

    Better Thrusting With Beloved One

    I’ll start with the subject lines from three spam/ED/porn emails I had waiting for me in my inbox this morning:...
  • Holidaze

    Holidaze

    OK, so sue me. I still laugh every time someone mentions Dick Armey’s name. I haven’t been babbling on here...
  • Mountain, Man

    Mountain, Man

    On vacation this past week I continually crossed paths with a redneck dude dressed in sparkly, spangly jeans, t-shirts and...
  • Monday Clutter

    Monday Clutter

    Let this serve as notice of the new law just enacted by me on my drive to work… If you...
  • The Mind Wanders

    The Mind Wanders

    My wife watches Charmed all the time in syndication and it has occurred to me that the show should actually...
  • Random Thoughts

    Random Thoughts

    There was one year during elementary school that we were taught the metric system in anticipation of the U.S. making...